


Tell me how you like coffee. I'll roast your bag to match.
Most coffee shopping is a guess. You read a label covered in tasting notes and somehow decide whether you'll like it at 6am. The bag shows up wrong. It goes stale on the counter.
I do it backwards. You pick a profile in plain English, I roast to it — same day if you order by noon Eastern — and I cover the $10 shipping.
Bold & traditional — Deep, rich, unapologetically coffee-flavored. For black coffee drinkers who don't want fruit in the cup. This is a medium-dark roast.
Smooth & chocolatey — Cocoa, caramel, low acidity. The crowd-pleaser. Great with milk, still great without. This is a medium roast.
Fruity & adventurous — Bright, floral, closer to tea than to office coffee. For anyone who loved a light roast once and couldn't find it again. This is a medium roast.
No stale beans. Order by 12PM EST and your coffee is roasted that same day.
No bitter guesswork. You pick in plain English. I handle the translation.
No burnt taste. Even the boldest profile stops short of scorched.
No wrong-bag regret. Bad match? I roast you a different profile, free.
No shipping charge. It runs me about $10 a bag. On your first order, that's on me.
No new gear. Whatever you brew with right now is fine.
10 oz · Whole bean or ground · Q-graded 85+ · Roast date printed on every bag · Free shipping on your first order (use code: 1stOrder)
Roast level decides whether you like a coffee more than origin does. Lighter roasts keep the fruit and acidity. Darker roasts trade that for body and sweetness. Neither is better.
Most disappointing specialty coffee isn't bad coffee. It's a bright Ethiopian handed to someone who wanted something chocolatey. Your profile tells me where to roast so that doesn't happen to you.
If your bag isn't what you hoped for, tell me. I'll roast a different profile and ship it free. Nothing to send back.
How fresh, actually? Order by 12PM Eastern and I roast your bag that same day. Order after noon and it roasts and ships the next business day. The roast date is printed on the bag — check me on it.
Not sure which profile? Pick smooth & chocolatey. Most-chosen, most forgiving, and the guarantee covers your second try.
Need special equipment? No. Order it ground and use what you have.
Is this a subscription? No. One bag, one time. Reorder when you want more.
3 of 4 first-time buyers order again, and most stay for years. That's the only number I care about, because people either come back or they don't.
Pick your profile. I'll roast it fresh and cover the $10 shipping.